Darren Trumeter credited as playing...
Various
- [Point-Counterpoint]
- Host: Why do hunters need bullets that can pierce through bulletproof vests?
- Jerry Bronham: Do I really have to spell this out for you? What if a bunch of punk kids go into the woods and strap a bulletproof vest on a bear? Then what've you got? Invincible bears.
- Zach: We wanna join the army!
- Trevor: We wanna be in a plane! And one of the planes that shoots, not one of those faggy food planes.
- Sergeant: Ok, so you want to join the Air Force Division.
- Zach: ...I guess.
- Sergeant: That's where the airplanes are.
- Trevor, Zach: Ohhhh!
- Trevor: *Air* Force, *air*plane. Makes sense.
- Sergeant: Ok, so your preferred assignment would be to...
- Zach: OR, we want a gun that's so big that you can't even hold it, and it needs wheels! Ha! Awesome!
- Sergeant: Ok, well that sounds more like Infantry.
- Trevor: I wanna parachute at night into a city!
- Sergeant: Well, now, that sounds like Air Force.
- Trevor: Air Force, that sounds cool! It's like, the force of the air!
- Sergeant: You guys know that this is a serious decision that you're making...
- Zach: Seriously awesome!
- Sergeant: There's been a lot of fighting lately, with these terrorist groups...
- Zach: Yes! I wanna be a terrorist!
- Trevor: The terror of the force of the air!
- Sergeant: ...No, we are against the terrorists.
- Trevor: That's right, because they double crossed us! They were double agents!
- Sergeant: No, that's not what happened...
- Trevor: My spy name is gonna be Sergeant Eagle Fort!
- Zach: And you can call me Crowbar!
- Sergeant: I think you two should put some serious thought into this.
- Zach: We've got this all planned out, baby.