Anna Faris credited as playing...
Sam Sparks
- Sam Sparks: Can you keep a secret?
- Flint Lockwood: No.
- [awkward pause]
- Flint Lockwood: But this time, sure. Yeah.
- Sam Sparks: [sighs] Ok. It was a really long time ago but... I, too. was... a *nerd!*
- Flint Lockwood: [blankly] Too?
- Manny: You are going to need a co-pilot.
- Sam Sparks: You are a pilot, too?
- Manny: Yes. I am also a particle physicist.
- Sam Sparks: Really?
- Manny: No, that was a joke. I am also a comedian.
- Flint Lockwood: Do you like Jello?
- Sam Sparks: I love Jello!
- Flint Lockwood: I love Jello too! Oh, and peanut butter, right?
- Sam Sparks: Oh, no no no, I am severely allergic to peanuts.
- Flint Lockwood: Hey, me too.
- Sam Sparks: So what's it called?
- Flint Lockwood: Peanut allergy.
- Sam Sparks: No, the machine.
- Flint Lockwood: Of course.
- Flint Lockwood: [about to activate the FLDSMDFR] Alright. This... probably won't explode.
- Sam Sparks: What?
- Flint Lockwood: It's called the Flint Lockwood Diatonic Super Mutating Dynamic Food Replicator! Or for short:
- [pause]
- Flint Lockwood: The FLDSMDFR!
- Sam Sparks: [Trying to pronounce it] The flemina-is-a-fur?
- Flint Lockwood: FLDSMDFR!
- Sam Sparks: [Still trying to pronounce it] Emma-ne-de-fur-fur?
- Flint Lockwood: [Points to the first two letters on his computer] Fleh.
- [Moves down to the next letters]
- Flint Lockwood: Suh.
- [Moves to final letters]
- Flint Lockwood: De-furf.
- Sam Sparks: Oh.
- Sam Sparks: We need a doctor! Is anyone here a doctor? Anyone?
- Manny: I am a doctor.
- Sam Sparks: You are?
- Manny: I was, back in Guatemala. I came here for a better life. Pretty great decision, eh?
- Sam Sparks: A town that is truly a la mode
- French Weather Reporter: ...a la mode.
- Arabic Weather Reporter: ...a la mode.
- English Weather Reporter: A town that is truly topped with ice cream.
- Sam Sparks: That's peanut brittle. If either of us touches it, we'll go into anaphylactic shock.
- Flint Lockwood: Actually, I'm not allergic to peanuts. I might have said that to get you to like me.
- Sam Sparks: And you thought having a food allergy would make you more attractive?
- Flint Lockwood: Eh...
- Sam Sparks: You may have seen a meteor shower, but I bet you've never seen a shower "meatier" than this.
- Sam Sparks: [Holding spoonful of jello] It's a solid, it's a liquid, it's a viscoelastic polymer made out of polypeptide chains but you eat it! I mean, it tastes good!
- Flint Lockwood: Why do you always do that?
- Flint Lockwood: [Hanging from a licorice rope held by Sam, who is swelling up from her peanut allergy] Let go, Sam.
- Sam Sparks: But you'll be stuck down there forever.
- Flint Lockwood: It's not ideal, no.
- Sam Sparks: Come with us, Flint. We'll live underground, and use bacon for clothes.
- Flint Lockwood: That's not a very good plan, Sam.
- Sam Sparks: It is if I don't have to lose you. Look, I like you, okay?
- Flint Lockwood: Like... as a friend?
- Sam Sparks: No, I mean "like you" like you.
- Flint Lockwood: Me too. I mean, about you.
- [bites through rope and drops]
- Flint Lockwood: Goodbye, Sam.
- Sam Sparks: Flint! No!
- Flint Lockwood: So, where were we?
- Sam Sparks: You were about to kiss me.
- Flint Lockwood: Were you going to kiss me back?
- Sam Sparks: Why don't you find out?
- Flint Lockwood: I don't know, because I don't want to get shot down again, you know...
- Sam Sparks: Just kiss me!
- Flint Lockwood: I've never actually been in a snowball fight.
- Sam Sparks: Really?
- Flint Lockwood: I don't even know the rules. Is there like a point system, or is it to the death?
- Sam Sparks: No. You never? I mean, look, even Steve is throwing chocolate snowballs. Ew.
- Flint Lockwood: Sam.
- Sam Sparks: Flint.
- Flint Lockwood: Sam.
- Sam Sparks: Flint.
- Tim Lockwood: Flint.
- Flint Lockwood: Dad.
- Steve: Steve!
- Tim Lockwood: [sighs] Look, when you... when you cast your line... if it's not straight, um...
- Sam Sparks: Oh, for crying out loud.
- [Sam puts Flint's Monkey Thought Translator on Tim's head]
- Tim Lockwood: [in a robotic voice] I'm proud of you, Flint. I'm amazed that someone as ordinary as me could be the father of someone as extraordinary as you. You're talented, you're a total original, and your lab is breathtaking. Your mom, she, uh, always knew you were going to be special. And if she were alive today, she'd tell us both: I told you so. Now, uh, look, when I take this thing off, and... you hear me make a fishing metaphor, just know that fishing metaphor means...
- Tim Lockwood: [Tim takes off the Monkey Translator and speaks in a normal voice] I love my son.
- Flint Lockwood: I love you too, Dad.
- [the crowd applauds]
- Sam Sparks: When I was a girl, I had glasses, I wore my hair in a ponytail, and I was totally obsessed with weather. Other girls wanted a Barbie, I wanted a Doppler Radar Turbo 2000. All the other kids made fun of me. They kept teasing me with this lame song. I mean, it wasn't even clever.
- Kids: Four Eyes! Four Eyes! You need glasses to see!
- Sam Sparks: Well, those cheeseburgers were only the beginning because a breakfast system is on its way to Swallow Falls. My forecast? Sunny... side up!
- Flint Lockwood: What do you guys want for breakfast?
- Steve: Gummi Bears!
- Flint Lockwood: Whoa, Steve, no. We both know how you get around Gummi Bears.
- Sam Sparks: How about, eggs?
- Flint Lockwood: And toast?
- Sam Sparks: Orange juice?
- Flint Lockwood, Sam Sparks: And bacon!
- Sam Sparks: You hit me with a rocket!
- Flint Lockwood: You kicked me in the face!
- Sam Sparks: I said I was sorry!
- Sam Sparks: You get one chance at the show, and if you don't make it, it's back to cleaning the barometers.