Kevin Dillon credited as playing...
Johnny 'Drama' Chase
- Johnny 'Drama' Chase: In certain cultures it's illegal to look this good.
- Eric Murphy: Yeah, you're a regular fucking felony, Drama.
- Johnny 'Drama' Chase: [chasing after girls walking dogs in park] She's not for us. Lhasa apsos are finicky dogs, and finicky dogs have finicky owners, and finicky owners wait two weeks before they even give you a tug.
- Turtle: All right, Drama, you choose.
- Johnny 'Drama' Chase: I can't. There's too many of them. It's like Mardi Gras.