Michaela Conlin credited as playing...
Angela Montenegro
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: [looking at two Chinese characters] What does it say?
- Angela Montenegro: It say, "What make foolish man think I speak Chinese?"
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: [holding up a wedding band] Braided gold and platinum - preserved by true love, no doubt.
- Angela Montenegro: One metal for each desperate housewife.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: People, can we at least fake some sense of decorum?
- Angela Montenegro: I can't help it - it's so Jerry Springer!
- Angela Montenegro: First of all, how does anyone juggle two spouses?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: I can think of ways. Of course, by juggle, I mean liter...
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: I have a scalpel.
- Angela Montenegro: Maybe he dissolved himself so there'd be more of him to go around. I'm going to hell, aren't I?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: I'll save you a seat.
- Angela Montenegro: What's wrong?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: What do you mean?
- Angela Montenegro: This is usually where I type and you talk. You two are never not talking.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Well, we're not not talking.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Or maybe we're not not... not.
- Angela Montenegro: What you thought were teeth marks, Dr Saroyan, turned out to be Chinese characters, graved along the side.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: What do they say?
- Angela Montenegro: They say, what make foolish man, think I speak Chinese?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: I thought you were half Chinese?
- Angela Montenegro: And I think you're half Swedish, let's hear some Swedish.