Tamara Taylor credited as playing...
Camille Saroyan
- Zack Addy: [holding a pitchfork to sift remains out of a tub of lye] And, I know you requested a strainer of some sort, Dr. Brennan, but I thought this would be of some use.
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: For the big pieces maybe.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: After that, Old McZacky, get on the horn with the coroner's office and tell them I want two field unit water sifters sent here ASAP.
- Zack Addy: They get mad went I drop your name.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Then drop it twice.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: [holding up a wedding band] Braided gold and platinum - preserved by true love, no doubt.
- Angela Montenegro: One metal for each desperate housewife.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: People, can we at least fake some sense of decorum?
- Angela Montenegro: I can't help it - it's so Jerry Springer!
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: So now we're talking about a faked homicide to cover up a faked suicide?
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: A faked suicide meant to cover up an *actual, original* murder.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Now, just when you think things couldn't get *any* more twisted-
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: [enters] How's *this* for a curveball?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: In walks Cam.
- Zack Addy: [Bragging to Hodgins] I'm going on police business.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: So proud.
- [to Cam]
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Does he mean out? In the world?
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: We'll pin our phone number on his shirt.
- Angela Montenegro: First of all, how does anyone juggle two spouses?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: I can think of ways. Of course, by juggle, I mean liter...
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: I have a scalpel.
- Angela Montenegro: Maybe he dissolved himself so there'd be more of him to go around. I'm going to hell, aren't I?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: I'll save you a seat.