TJ Thyne credited as playing...
Jack Hodgins
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: [looking at two Chinese characters] What does it say?
- Angela Montenegro: It say, "What make foolish man think I speak Chinese?"
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: [holding up a wedding band] Braided gold and platinum - preserved by true love, no doubt.
- Angela Montenegro: One metal for each desperate housewife.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: People, can we at least fake some sense of decorum?
- Angela Montenegro: I can't help it - it's so Jerry Springer!
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Man, what I would've given to be a fly on the wall when you told those wives...
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You would've been swatted, trust me.
- Zack Addy: [Bragging to Hodgins] I'm going on police business.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: So proud.
- [to Cam]
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Does he mean out? In the world?
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: We'll pin our phone number on his shirt.
- Angela Montenegro: First of all, how does anyone juggle two spouses?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: I can think of ways. Of course, by juggle, I mean liter...
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: I have a scalpel.
- Angela Montenegro: Maybe he dissolved himself so there'd be more of him to go around. I'm going to hell, aren't I?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: I'll save you a seat.
- Angela Montenegro: What you thought were teeth marks, Dr Saroyan, turned out to be Chinese characters, graved along the side.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: What do they say?
- Angela Montenegro: They say, what make foolish man, think I speak Chinese?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: I thought you were half Chinese?
- Angela Montenegro: And I think you're half Swedish, let's hear some Swedish.