Tracy Morgan credited as playing...
Tracy Jordan
- Tracy Jordan: You know how pissed off I was when U.S. Weekly said that I was on crack? That's racist! I'm not on crack - I'm straight-up mentally ill!
- Tracy Jordan: Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.
- Jack: I want you to think about Tracy Jordan.
- Pete: The black guy?
- Jack: The black movie star. I flew with him on a private jet to the Super Bowl recently and I found him very entertaining.
- Liz Lemon: Isn't he, um... crazy?
- Jack: Tracy's had his problems in the last few years.
- Tracy Jordan: [cut to Tracy on the news, running through traffic in his underwear] I am a Jedi! I am a Jedi! I am a Jedi!
- Tracy Jordan: Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us, while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.
- Tracy Jordan: Excuse me, where's the manager? I'm from the goverment and I'm here to inspect your chicken nuggets!
- Tracy Jordan: [Running through traffic in nothing but tighty whities, screaming] I am a Jedi! I am a Jedi!