Richard Ayoade credited as playing...
Maurice Moss
- Roy: [talking about Philip] It's just, I don't know many heterosexual men who read Heat.
- Jen: So, what? He's gay? Just because he reads Heat magazine?
- Roy: Hmmm, well, he's either gay or a woman in her early twenties.
- Jen: No, no no no no no no. Why else would he ask me out on a date?
- Roy: Are you sure he meant it as a date-date? Are you sure you're not going along as his 'gal pal'?
- Moss: If you're talking about who I think you're talking about, then the answer is yes. He is gay.
- Jen: How do you know?
- Moss: Oh, everyone knows. And what's more, he's been gay since WHAM.
- Philip: You like the theatre?
- Moss: Never been. But I've always liked the idea of the theatre. The smell of the grease, the roar of the paint. I've often thought if I hadn't ended up in computers, I would've gone into the theatre.
- Philip: But you've never been to see a play?
- Moss: No.
- Philip: Why not?
- Moss: [shrugs] Never had the interest.