Jamie Michie credited as playing...
Philip
- Philip: You like the theatre?
- Moss: Never been. But I've always liked the idea of the theatre. The smell of the grease, the roar of the paint. I've often thought if I hadn't ended up in computers, I would've gone into the theatre.
- Philip: But you've never been to see a play?
- Moss: No.
- Philip: Why not?
- Moss: [shrugs] Never had the interest.
- Jen: Oh for God's sake, are you gay? Are you a gay man?
- Philip: No!
- Jen: Are you?
- Philip: No!
- Jen: No, brilliant, good. That's all I wanted to know. I don't mind one way or the other, you know, I just like being clear. I don't want any ambiguity.
- Philip: What on earth made you think I was gay?
- Jen: Well, you know, I can just pull it out of the air. You know, you just brought me to a gay musical, called 'Gay'. You're laughing like mad at every gay reference. Your friends... ALL of whom are gay say hello by tickling you.
- Philip: Jen, what century are you living in? Do you think a man has to be gay to like a gay musical? Can a straight man not have homosexual friends? And since when was tickling gay? I missed that meeting. Jen, Jen, come here
- [hugs her]
- Jen: I'm sorry, I guess you just threw me when you borrowed our copy of Heat.
- Philip: [bursts into tears] Oh God, it's true! It's true, I'm gay! I'm a gay man. I tried to hide from it and deny it, but I can't, I can't, I can't. Oh Jen, what am I gonna do? I thought I could make it work between us coz you looked a bit like a man!