Gareth David-Lloyd credited as playing...
Ianto Jones
- Captain Jack Harkness: Execute her, or I'll execute you both!
- Ianto Jones: You think you're some kind of hero, but you're the biggest monster of them all!
- Ianto Jones: For God' sake have you heard yourself? Lisa please, I brought you here to heal you, so we could be together!
- Lisa: Together? Yes! Transplant my brain into your body, the two of us together, fused, we'll be one complete person, isn't that what love is?
- Ianto Jones: No!
- Lisa: Then we are not compatible!
- Captain Jack Harkness: Are you hiding anything else in the basement?
- Ianto Jones: Like you'd care. I clean up your shit, and that's the way you like it: no questions asked. When's the last time you asked me about my life?
- Ianto Jones: Oh, can you make that two pizzas, and you'd better add a pot of coleslaw - my boss says I'm not eating enough vegetables.