Jason Segel credited as playing...
Marshall Eriksen
- Barney: I'm telling you, you should use the architect angle with the ladies...
- Ted: First of all, I have a girlfriend. Second, the architect angle doesn't even work on her. And third, I can't imagine that working on anyone, ever.
- Barney: That's 'cause you're always like,
- [in a mopey, loser-ish voice]
- Barney: 'Ted Mosby, architect'.
- [shrugs shoulders, makes dweeby face]
- Barney: If it were me, I'd be like,
- [speaking in a confident, assertive voice]
- Barney: Ted Mosby, architect.
- [points and pulls trigger on finger gun]
- Barney: Anything sounds impressive when it's said with the right attitude.
- Marshall: [clears throat, confidently] Marshall Erikson, recently dumped and heading to a lame party.
- [looks away to imaginary hot girls]
- Marshall: Whoa, whoa, whoa, ladies, please, take it easy. There's enough of me for everyone.
- [puts arms around two imaginary hot girls]
- Marshall: Hi. Hello.
- [to Ted and Barney]
- Marshall: All right. We're gonna take off.
- Barney: Wait up. I'll leave with you guys. Ted Mosby, architect. Trust me.
- Marshall: Well, all skyscrapers kinda look like a...
- Ted: Marshall, it's a seventy-eight story pink marble tower with a rounded top and two spherical entryways at the front.
- Marshall: Wow, so it's the whole package.
- Barney: Yeah, you did.
- [fist-bumps Marshall]
- Marshall: Had to.
- Barney: Oh, dude, if they're selling condos you gotta get me in. And don't give me the shaft.
- Marshall: Yeah, you did.
- Barney: Had to.
- [they fist-bump again]
- Ted: It's a travesty! It's gonna define the skyline of the city. If it was me, I could have designed something amazing. Instead, I'm spending twelve hours a day designing the cornices.
- Marshall: Yeah, you did.
- [holds out his fist for a bump]
- Ted: That wasn't one.