Stephen Keys credited as playing...
Bouncer
- Robin Scherbatsky: [Outside nightclub] Excuse me. I'm looking for a couple guys who came in here earlier. One's about six-four, 210, sandy brown hair. And the other's a cheating bastard.
- Bouncer: You're going to need to refresh my memory.
- Lily Aldrin: Okay, fella. Baby knows how this game's played. How's a 20 help your memory?
- [Hands him a 20 dollar bill]
- Bouncer: Thanks, but seriously, it was crazy tonight. You really do need to refresh my memory.
- Lily Aldrin: Oh, Then can I have the...?
- [Tries to take her money back, but the bouncer pockets it]
- Lily Aldrin: That's cool. You keep that.
- Robin Scherbatsky: You know this girl. Where does she live?
- Bouncer: I'm not telling you that for less than 20 bucks.
- Lily Aldrin: Well, I'm out of money.
- Robin Scherbatsky: I'm cashed, too.
- Bouncer: I'll take your purse.
- Robin Scherbatsky: My purse?
- Bouncer: Yeah, my girl likes clutches.
- Robin Scherbatsky: Okay, fine.
- [Takes everything out of her purse then hands it over]
- Lily Aldrin: [to the bouncer] You should tell her that looks really good with a chocolate boot.
- Robin Scherbatsky: Bitch is lucky I brought my small purse. No room for my gun. Here. Now where does the rodeo slut live?
- Bouncer: The building with the green light, apartment 3-C.
- Lily Aldrin: Oh, my God, Robin, are you going to kick this girl's ass?
- Robin Scherbatsky: Yeah... And steal her purse.