Jeff Bennett credited as playing...
Johnny Bravo • Lifeguard
- Judge: Mr. Bravo, you're accused of littering. Do you have a lawyer?
- Johnny Bravo: No, your honor. I'll be defending myself.
- [makes karate moves]
- Johnny Bravo: Hoohahuh!
- Judge: Are you familiar with the saying that any man who defends himself has a fool for a client?
- Johnny Bravo: Then, I'm hired!
- Judge: All right, Mr. Bravo, how do you plead?
- Johnny Bravo: Like this -
- [in begging voice]
- Johnny Bravo: Please, oh, plea-ease!
- Judge: [slams hammer] I could hold you in contempt.
- Johnny Bravo: I don't care how you hold me, just hold me.
- Judge: Mr. Bravo! Do you have anything to say in your defense?
- Johnny Bravo: I sweat a lot, but my breath is minty fresh.
- Judge: Mr. Bravo. Normally I dismiss cases like yours, but in this instance, I'm going to sentence you to 86 consecutive life sentences.
- Johnny Bravo: All right... wait, is that bad?
- Judge: Take this knuckle-walking neandertal out of here!
- Johnny Bravo: [being dragged away] Uhm, can I have that lawyer now?