Jackie Chan credited as playing...
Lu Yan • Old Hop
- Jason Tripitikas: He needs wine. It's his elixir.
- Medicine Monk: We will send a walking monk.
- Lu Yan: Don't you have a running monk?
- Lu Yan: When I was your age, I was a scholar-warrior in training. My arrow was good, so too my kung fu. I was chosen to take the seven exams. To pass would place me among a short line of scholar immortals. I failed.
- Jason Tripitikas: You're not immortal?
- Lu Yan: If one does not attach himself to people and desires, never shall his heart be broken... But then, does he ever truly live? I'd rather die a mortal, with a care for someone, than to live as an immortal free from his death.
- Jason Tripitikas: I don't wanna lose you.
- Lu Yan: Forget about me.
- Lu Yan: It is said that master and student walk side-by-side, sharing their fate, until they go their separate ways.
- Jason Tripitikas: I'll never forget you.
- Lu Yan: I guess that's what being immortal truly means.
- Lu Yan: A musician can have Kung Fu, or the poet who paints pictures with words and makes emperors weep, this too is Kung Fu.
- Jason Tripitikas: [seeing guards approaching] What do we do now?
- Lu Yan: How good is your Gung-fu?
- [Jason stares at Lu Yan]
- Lu Yan: He who speaks, does not know; He who knows, does not speak. Surely you're masterful.
- Lu Yan: Don't tell me you consider it sinful to drink.
- The Silent Monk: It's sinful if you don't share.
- Lu Yan: [the Silent Monk does a Praying Mantis stance] Praying Mantis! Very good... for catching bugs! But not Tiger!
- [does a Tiger Stance]
- Jason Tripitikas: You think you'll teach me the No Shadow Kick? Oh, and the Buddha Palm Technique. There's a guy in Virtua Fighter 2, who does the Buddha Palm Technique.
- [Lu gives him a cup]
- Jason Tripitikas: Thanks, Lu. And he does the Iron Elbow. And he does the One Finger Death Touch.
- [the cup starts overflowing]
- Jason Tripitikas: The cup's full. Stop! It's full!
- Lu Yan: Exactly, how can you fill your cup if already full? How can you learn Kung Fu, you already know so much. No Shadow Kick, Buddha Palm! Empty your cup.
- [Jason empties his cup]
- Lu Yan: [looks at him in surprise] Hopeless. It is hopeless!
- [Lu Yan meets the Silent Monk for the first time]
- Lu Yan: Ahh, good to get off my feet! Long day. So, where you from? Shangdong Province? You look like the Shangdong Province type. You come here often?
- [the Monk doeesn't answer]
- Lu Yan: That staff doesn't belong to you. You have to give it to me, or somebody might get hurt.
- Jason Tripitikas: Is this a dream?
- Lu Yan: No, Where you came from is the dream, Through The Gate of No Gate.
- Jason Tripitikas: What is that, like a wormhole or something?
- Lu Yan: No, It means. You are either a Zen Master or You carry something very special.
- Jason Tripitikas: [Pointing towards the staff] This? It was in a pawnshop waiting for a man to pick it up and return it to it's rightful owner. What?
- [Hop is assisted by paramedics onto a stretcher]
- Jason Tripitikas: How is he?
- Paramedic: Bullet missed his heart. He'll live.
- Old Man Hop: [whispering, only Jake hears him] Of course I'll live. I'm immortal.
- [Hop beckons Jake to his side]
- Old Man Hop: Did you return that thing I gave you?
- Jason Tripitikas: Yeah, I did.
- Old Man Hop: You the man.
- [last lines]
- Lu Yan: And as one legendary journey ended for the Traveller, so did another journey begin.
- [the Monk assists Jason in his training]
- Lu Yan: Hey, he's my student, not yours! Two tigers cannot live on the same mountain. Likewise, two teachers cannot have the same student!
- Lu Yan: You try to steal the staff for the Warlord!
- The Silent Monk: NO, FOOL! I'm on a mission to find the Seeker of the staff!
- Jason Tripitikas: You really saved our lives back there. I don't know. What We would have done, If you hadn't come along.
- Golden Sparrow: She does not think The Drunken Immortal needed his life saved.
- Jason Tripitikas: You're Immortal?
- Lu Yan: What do you run from? Child,
- Golden Sparrow: Bounty hunters trying to stop her from reaching The Five Elements Mountain.
- Lu Yan: I suggest you keep riding west and only stop to water your horses.
- Jason Tripitikas: You're not coming?