Harland Williams credited as playing...
- [to Irv, while he acts as the Oracle]
- Kim: I've always wanted to start a family, but...
- Big Al: Well, Big Al's just gonna come out and say it: I'm-I'm scared.
- Irv: Being a parent is the best thing in the world. And I guarantee you, you're gonna be a great dad.
- Kim: [talking loud] Excuse me. Is this Pangloss Tours?
- Georgia: Group B?
- Big Al: Sweet marble cake! She speaks American.
- Ken: Hey big fellow, how many bells have you got on the old dickory?
- Big Al: [kinda shocked] What the hell is he saying?
- Sue: Oh wake up, Australia. He wants to know what time it is.
- Kim: Oh, Al, honey. We gotta get to the room. I'm ovulating. Like now!
- Big Al: Kimmy, you know I can't perform on command like that. That's not natural.
- Big Al: [about the sacrament box in the church] Everything's got its price. Let's go find that preacher.
- Big Al: Nobody touches Big Al's hottie.
- Georgia: Hey, listen. It's not a big deal but my name is not Angie or Angie.
- Big Al: Yeah, we know. It's Georgia.
- Georgia: So why do you call me Angie?
- Big Al: Look at you. You look just like Angelina Jolie.
- Kim: You know that actress that adopts everybody. We love her.
- Big Al: You must get that all the time.
- Georgia: I do, yes.
- Big Al: Kimmy, what time is it back in the States?
