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Richard Dreyfuss and Nia Vardalos in My Life in Ruins (2009)

Bernice Stegers: Maria

My Life in Ruins

Bernice Stegers credited as playing...

Maria

Quotes4

  • Maria: By the way, Spiros eloped with that girl with no foot.
  • Georgia: [going through the mail] Excellent!
  • Georgia: Why?
  • Georgia: I'm being sarcastic.
  • Maria: You're not funny. Stop trying.
  • Georgia: Who's my new driver? Not Themio.
  • Maria: He's in jail. You got the substitute. Procopi.
  • Georgia: The creepy, hairy, creepy guy?
  • [behind her, Procopi sips his coffee]
  • Georgia: He's right behind me, isn't he?
  • Maria: [after Georgia leaves] That girl. That girl has no kefi, What Greek does not have spirit, eh?
  • Nico: Maybe she's half Greek.
  • Maria: This was supposed to be temporary while she looked for some big-shot teaching job. And now no one will hire her and I am stuck with her.
  • Nico: Hey, if I make her quit, can I have a raise?
  • Georgia: [on the phone to her boss] Greece has the most beautiful accommodation. Like: first-class hotels with, like your own swimming pool in your room. How do you find these crappy joints?
  • Maria: [on the phone, painting her nails] Lucky I find somewhere. Yeah, you try finding a hotel on the budget.
  • Georgia: Why does Nico always get the good group?
  • Maria: His evaluations don't say: Average.

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