Jason Segel credited as playing...
Marshall Eriksen
- Marshall Eriksen: This is what I miss about being in a couple. I always had someone to go to concerts with, or farmer's market, or brunch. God, I miss brunch!
- Ted Mosby: Well, I guess you could - well, you could try going to brunch alone.
- Marshall Eriksen: Oh, you don't think I've tried?
- Marshall Eriksen: [FLASHBACK] Table for one.
- Host: One... Couple?
- Marshall Eriksen: Um, no, just me.
- Host: Really? For brunch?
- Marshall Eriksen: You're right. Who am I kidding?
- [Leaves restaurant. End of Flashback]
- Robin Scherbatsky: Oh, the Popover Pantry! That place is great. Can we go get brunch tomorrow?
- Ted Mosby: Of course, sweetie.
- Marshall Eriksen: Can I go with you guys?
- Ted Mosby: Really? For brunch?
- Ted Mosby: [Marshall and Brad are going to a musical together] Mamma mia?
- Marshall Eriksen: Mamma mia!. You know what? It's supposed to be a great musical, okay? It won all sorts of Tonies and stuff.
- Ted Mosby: No, totally. It sounds like a really, really fun, exciting, third date.
- Robin Scherbatsky: Ooh, third date. You know what that means.
- Marshall Eriksen: It is not a date,okay! It's just two bros taking in a Broadway show.
- Ted Mosby: You bros going to get dinner beforehand?
- Marshall Eriksen: We might grab a steak, yeah.
- Ted Mosby: Where at?
- Marshall Eriksen: [Embarrassed] Café l'amour.
- [Ted and Robin laugh]
- Marshall Eriksen: Brad says the food is really good there, okay?
- Robin Scherbatsky: Sounds like Brad's got quite the night planned out. You better bring your "A" game. That means no granny panties.
- Marshall Eriksen: All right, you know what? You two are just threatened because I'm a single guy moving in on your couples' stuff. Well, guess what? It's my territory now. I'm peeing all over brunches, fancy dinners and musicals. That's right. Brad and I are taking back Broadway.
- Marshall Eriksen: Why can't two guys who are friends go to brunch?
- Ted Mosby: Because brunch is kind of...
- Robin Scherbatsky: ...Girlie.
- Marshall Eriksen: Girlie? Breakfast isn't girlie, lunch isn't girlie, what makes brunch girlie?
- Ted Mosby: I don't know... nothing girlie about a horse, nothing girlie about a horn... but put them together and you get a unicorn.