Whitney Cummings credited as playing...
Stephanie
- Stephanie: Okay, we only have nine days before we leave for Scotland, so, we have to act quickly.
- Melissa: Exactly. I've been a MOH six times so I'll organize everything that needs to be done. Even though I'm not officially the MOH here.
- Tom: What is a MOH?
- Melissa: M-O-H.
- Stephanie: Oh, maid of honor. That's you.
- Tom: Oh, that's clever. Yeah.
- Hannah: [on the phone] No, it's going great. Very smoothly.
- [cuts back to Tom and the bridesmaids]
- Stephanie: So, we've got the bridal shower, the bachelorette, dress fittings, the kilt...
- Melissa: I'll do the kilts.
- Stephanie: Okay. Oh, good. Uh, shopping for Hannah's trousseau. That's gonna be fun.
- Tom: Trousseau? What is a trousseau?
- Melissa: It's lingerie.
- Tom: Oh.
- Stephanie: How about we focus on the wedding part?
- Hilary: Good idea. Let's do that.
- Stephanie: Okay, I need dress sizes.
- Melissa: I'm a four.
- Stephanie: Hey.
- Hilary: Eight.
- Melissa: [spits out her drink] I'm sorry.
- Stephanie: You know, Hilary, uh, do you think that maybe you'd just be more... comfortable in, like, a 12?
- Hilary: No, it'll be fine. I'm doing the Dr. Riverbed fast.
- [holds up a bottle]
- Melissa: Oh, yeah.
- Tom: What is that?
- Hilary: Water, peach resin, apple pectin, shark extract and Lawry's seasoning salt.
- Tom: What about food?
- Hilary: Look, I am going to look amazing in that dress, I am going to meet a Scottish man and I'm gonna be happy.
- [to Stephanie]
- Hilary: Write down an 8.
- Stephanie: Got it.