Mike White credited as playing...
Myron Stubbs
- Marilyn Cooper: Can you pass the ketchup, Myrelle?
- Myron Stubbs: It's Myron.
- Marilyn Cooper: Oh. I kind of like Myrelle better. It reminds me of Gone With the Wind. Normally black movies don't hold my attention, but I liked that one. And I like The Jeffersons.
- Marilyn Cooper: What do you do, Myron?
- Myron Stubbs: I'm a screenwriter.
- Marilyn Cooper: Oh, really? How interesting.
- Myron Stubbs: I'm working on a sci-fi horror set in the jungles of Vietnam. Lt. Tom Dawson gets infected by Agent Orange-infused malaria, then mutates into a violent but misunderstood creature driven to insanity by the horrors of herbicidal warfare. My original title was Mansquito, but that's already taken, so my working title is PTSD: Post Traumatic Stress Destroyer. It's sort of Platoon meets The Fly.
- Noah Cooper: Sounds like it'll really capture the authentic Vietnam experience.
- Myron Stubbs: But with a sci-fi hook, exactly. Half Commando... Half Mosquito... Total Terror.