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The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

  • Episode aired Oct 2, 2006
  • TV-14
  • 22m
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Jon Cryer and Brian Patrick Wade in Two and a Half Men (2003)
ComedyRomance

In the middle of a near-death experience, Charlie thinks he hears his father's voice tell him to take care of his mother, who is just about to have a "minor procedure" performed on her.In the middle of a near-death experience, Charlie thinks he hears his father's voice tell him to take care of his mother, who is just about to have a "minor procedure" performed on her.In the middle of a near-death experience, Charlie thinks he hears his father's voice tell him to take care of his mother, who is just about to have a "minor procedure" performed on her.

  • Director
    • Gary Halvorson
  • Writers
    • Chuck Lorre
    • Lee Aronsohn
    • Mark Roberts
  • Stars
    • Charlie Sheen
    • Jon Cryer
    • Angus T. Jones
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    • Director
      • Gary Halvorson
    • Writers
      • Chuck Lorre
      • Lee Aronsohn
      • Mark Roberts
    • Stars
      • Charlie Sheen
      • Jon Cryer
      • Angus T. Jones
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    Charlie Sheen
    Charlie Sheen
    • Charlie Harper
    Jon Cryer
    Jon Cryer
    • Alan Harper
    Angus T. Jones
    Angus T. Jones
    • Jake Harper
    Conchata Ferrell
    Conchata Ferrell
    • Berta
    Holland Taylor
    Holland Taylor
    • Evelyn Harper
    Melanie Lynskey
    Melanie Lynskey
    • Rose
    • (voice)
    Nectar Rose
    Nectar Rose
    • Dottie
    Brian Patrick Wade
    Brian Patrick Wade
    • Sam
    Robert Clotworthy
    Robert Clotworthy
    • Gangster #1
    • (voice)
    Jim Meskimen
    Jim Meskimen
    • Gangster #2
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    • Director
      • Gary Halvorson
    • Writers
      • Chuck Lorre
      • Lee Aronsohn
      • Mark Roberts
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    • Trivia
      Episode title spoken by Alan, to Charlie.
    • Quotes

      Alan Harper: [Evelyn comes in with her lips grotesquely swollen] What happened to your mouth?

      Evelyn Harper: I just had a little procedure.

      Alan Harper: [astonished] What kind of procedure?

      Charlie Harper: They sucked some fat out of her ass and shot it into her lips.

      Alan Harper: What did they do? Use the *whole* ass?

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      References The Wizard of Oz (1939)
    • Soundtracks
      Manly Men
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      Composed by Grant Geissman, Lee Aronsohn and Chuck Lorre

      Performed by Dominik Hauser (upright bass), Elizabeth Daily and studio musicians (vocals)

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    • Release date
      • October 2, 2006 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Language
      • English
    • Filming locations
      • Stage 26, Warner Brothers Burbank Studios - 4000 Warner Boulevard, Burbank, California, USA
    • Production companies
      • Chuck Lorre Productions
      • The Tannenbaum Company
      • Warner Bros. Television
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      • 22m
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      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Stereo
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.78 : 1

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