Stephen Merchant credited as playing...
Darren Lamb
- [Andy storms into his agent's office]
- Andy Millman: Idiot.
- Agent: You talking to me?
- Andy Millman: Yes, I'm talking to you! Didn't you read the play?
- Agent: What play?
- Andy Millman: The play I'm in, the play that you got me a part in. It's a gay play. I've got to play a gay, with another gay. Acting all gay. All through the play, it's so... gay.
- Andy Millman: [Darren has got a date with Maggie] Oh my god, it's worse than I thought. She's hit rock bottom.
- Agent: [proud of himself] Yes she has.