Alec Baldwin credited as playing...
Jack Donaghy
- Liz Lemon: I'm sorry, you're saying you want us to use the show to sell stuff?
- Jack: Look, I-I know how this sounds.
- Liz Lemon: No, come on, Jack, we're not doing that. We're not compromising the integrity of the show to sell...
- Pete Hornberger: Wow, this is Diet Snapple?
- Liz Lemon: I know, it tastes just like regular Snapple, doesn't it?
- Pete Hornberger: You should try Plum-a-Granate. It's amazing.
- Cerie: I only date guys who drink Snapple.
- Liz Lemon: Okay, here's your pep talk. You're not an actor. You're Jack Donaghy, all right? So quit whining and NUT UP. You're right. If you can't do this, you ARE a failure. Josh can do this, and earlier today he ate a club sandwich with the toothpick still in it. Jenna can do this, and she was once engaged to David Blaine. Any dumb-dumb can act, Jack. So be a man and get it done.
- Jack: If you were any other woman on earth, I would be turned on right now.