Taylor Wily credited as playing...
Kemo
- Kemo: [after Peter kills the luau pig] You can stop crying now. He's dead already.
- Peter Bretter: I'm not crying. *You* should stop crying.
- Kemo: I don't cry. I'm not a baby.
- Peter Bretter: Really? Because you look like a gigantic baby. I'm sorry, I didn't mean that at all.
- Kemo: Sarah Marshall.
- Peter Bretter: Yes. How did you know I was dating Sarah Marshall?
- Kemo: Dwayne told me. Chuck told me. Even Rachel told me. I heard about it from everybody. You gotta stop talking about it. It's like "the Sopranos." It's *over*. Find a new show.
- Rachel Jansen: I thought I told you to stay on your island!
- Ray: The deal was off April 9th.
- Rachel Jansen: Well the deal's back on!
- Ray: You think you're the chief of this island! I'm the chief of this island!
- Peter Bretter: I know his friend, let me handle it
- Rachel Jansen: Fine.
- Peter Bretter: Hey man you remember me?
- Helpful Hawaiian Waiter: The cocktail guy
- [He punches Peter]
- Kemo: Ray what are you doing here?
- [Ray backhands him, Kemo backhands him back]