Chris Hemsworth credited as playing...
Thor
- Thor: [taking coffee for the first time] This drink... I like it!
- Darcy: I know, it's great right?
- Thor: ANOTHER!
- Thor: [throws the mug on the floor and shatters it]
- Jane Foster: [to the lady behind the counter] Sorry, Izzie, little accident...
- Jane Foster: [to Thor] What was that?
- Thor: It was delicious! I want another!
- Jane Foster: You could have just said so!
- Thor: I just did!
- Jane Foster: I mean ask nicely!
- Thor: I meant no disrespect.
- Jane Foster: Alright, no more smashing. Deal?
- Thor: You have my word.
- Thor: [walking into a pet shop] I need a horse!
- Pet Store Clerk: We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats, birds.
- Thor: Then give me one of those large enough to ride.
- Odin: You are a vain, greedy, cruel boy!
- Thor: And you are an old man and a fool!
- Odin: Yes... I was a fool, to think you were ready.
- Loki: Father...
- Odin: [to Loki] FIE!
- Odin: Thor Odinson... you have betrayed the express command of your king. Through your arrogance and stupidity, you've opened these peaceful realms and innocent lives to the horror and desolation of war! You are unworthy of these realms, you're unworthy of your title, you're unworthy... of the loved ones you have betrayed! I now take from you your power! In the name of my father and his father before, I, Odin Allfather, cast you out!
- Thor: Why have you done this?
- Loki: To prove to Father that I am a worthy son! When he wakes, I will have saved his life, I will have destroyed that race of monsters, and I will be true heir to the throne!
- Thor: You can't kill an entire race!
- Loki: Why not?... And what is this new found love for the Frost Giants? You, could have killed them all with your bare hands!
- Thor: I've changed.
- Loki: So have I. Now fight me!
- King Laufey: The house of Odin is full of traitors...
- Thor: Do not dishonor my father's name with your lies!
- King Laufey: Your father is a murderer and a thief! And why have YOU come, to talk of peace? You long for battle, you crave it! You're nothing more than a boy trying to prove himself a man!
- Thor: Be warned, this boy grows tired of your mockery!
- [Jotuns surround the Asgardians]
- Loki: Thor, stop and think. Look around you, we're outnumbered...
- Thor: Know your place, brother!
- King Laufey: You know not what your actions would unleash... I do. Go now, while I still allow it.
- [Loki has to restrain Thor]
- Loki: We will accept your most gracious offer. Come on, brother...
- [Thor turns to leave]
- Frost Giant Sentry: Run back home, little princess.
- Loki: Damn...
- [Thor smashes down the Sentry]
- Thor: Next?
- [Thor approaches the Destroyer]
- Thor: Brother, however I have wronged you, whatever I have done that has led you to do this, I am truly sorry. But these people are innocent, taking their lives will gain you nothing. So take mine, and end this.
- [Thor brings a drunken Selvig home]
- Jane Foster: What happened?
- Thor: He's fine! We drank, we fought - he made his ancestors proud!
- Jane Foster: Put him on the bed.
- Erik Selvig: [to Thor] Oh, I still don't think you're the god of thunder. But you ought to be!
- [while interrogating Thor, Coulson steps out for a moment...]
- Thor: Loki. What are you doing here?
- Loki: [as a SHIELD agent] I had to see you.
- Thor: What's happened? Tell me, is it Jotunheim? Let me explain to Father...
- Loki: Father is dead.
- Thor: What?
- Loki: Your banishment, the threat of a new war... it was too much for him to bear. You mustn't blame yourself. I know that you loved him. I tried to tell him so, but he wouldn't listen. It was so cruel to put the hammer within your reach knowing that you could never lift it. The burden of the throne has fallen to me now.
- Thor: Can I come home?
- Loki: The truce with Jotunheim is conditional upon your exile.
- Thor: Yes, but... couldn't we find a way...?
- Loki: And Mother has forbidden your return. This is goodbye, brother. I'm so sorry.
- Thor: No. I am sorry. Thank you for coming here.
- Loki: Farewell.
- Thor: Goodbye.
- [Loki leaves, just as Coulson returns]
- Agent Coulson: [having heard Thor] "Goodbye?" I just got back.
- Thor: My friends, have you forgotten all that we have done together? Fandral, Hogun, who led you into the glorious of battles?
- Hogun: You did.
- Thor: And, Volstagg, who introduced you to delicacies so succulent you thought you'd died and gone to Valhalla?
- Volstagg: [chuckles] You did.
- Thor: And who proved wrong all who scoffed at the idea that a young maiden could be one of the fiercest warriors this realm has ever known?
- Sif: I did!
- Thor: True, but I supported you, Sif.
- Thor: You know, I had it all backwards. I had it all wrong.
- Erik Selvig: It's not a bad thing finding out that you don't have all the answers. You start asking the right questions.
- Thor: For the first time in my life, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do.
- Erik Selvig: Anyone who's ever going to find his way in this world, has to start by admitting he doesn't know...
- Agent Coulson: Donald? I don't think you've been completely honest with me.
- Thor: Know this, son of Coul. You and I, we fight for the same cause: the protection of this world. From this day forward, you can count me in as your ally, if... you return the items you have taken from Jane.
- Jane Foster: Stolen!
- Agent Coulson: Borrowed.
- [Correcting her, and in a jovial tone]
- Agent Coulson: Of course you can have your equipment back. You're going to need it to continue your research.
- Thor: [Pulling Jane close to his side] Would you like to see the bridge we spoke of?
- Jane Foster: Uh... sure.
- [grabs Jane, flies off]
- Agent Coulson: Wait, we need to debrief you!
- [Loki appears in front of a fuming Thor]
- Thor: It's unwise to be in my company right now, brother. Today was to be my day of triumph!
- Loki: It'll come, in time. If it's any consolation, I think you're right. About the Frost Giants, about Laufey, about everything. If they were able to slip past Asgard's defenses once, who's to say they won't try again? Next time with an army.
- Thor: Exactly!
- Loki: There's nothing you can do without defying Father.
- [Thor looks at Loki]
- Loki: No! No, no, no, no! I know that look!
- Thor: It's the only way to ensure the safety of our borders!
- Loki: Thor, it's madness!
- Thor: You think me strange?
- Jane Foster: Yes.
- Thor: Good strange, or bad strange?
- Jane Foster: I'm not sure yet...
- Thor: [fighting hospital interns] You are no match for the mighty...
- [an intern jabs a syringe into his butt, he passes out instantly]