Eric Mabius credited as playing...
Daniel Meade
- Daniel Meade: She used to like taking us to clothing museums.
- Alexis Meade: Those were stores, dumbass! She just called them museums to get us out of school.
- Daniel Meade: Betty, wait...
- Betty Suarez: This is what you wanted, isn't it? To humiliate me and make me quit? God forbid you had to work with the ugly girl your dad forced you to hire.
- Daniel Meade: Maybe instead of Christmas we do other winter holidays... Kwanzaa?
- Wilhelmina Slater: Did you just gesture at me when you said Kwanzaa?
- Betty Suarez: There is a swimsuit casting session at 10, I'm assuming you want to go.
- Daniel Meade: Wilhelmina can take that.
- Betty Suarez: What? Daniel, no - you love casting sessions! Hotties! Big boobs!
- Daniel Meade: Please don't ever say "boobs" again.
- Daniel Meade: I'm this close to splitting a Cobb salad with Sarah Jessica Parker and talking about shoes!