America Ferrera credited as playing...
Betty Suarez
- Daniel Meade: Betty, wait...
- Betty Suarez: This is what you wanted, isn't it? To humiliate me and make me quit? God forbid you had to work with the ugly girl your dad forced you to hire.
- Amanda Tanen: Hey, what's different about you? Did you get your hair cut?
- Betty Suarez: I'm wearing an eye patch.
- Amanda Tanen: You didn't always have that?
- Betty Suarez: There is a swimsuit casting session at 10, I'm assuming you want to go.
- Daniel Meade: Wilhelmina can take that.
- Betty Suarez: What? Daniel, no - you love casting sessions! Hotties! Big boobs!
- Daniel Meade: Please don't ever say "boobs" again.
- Betty Suarez: There is nobody here who cares about filling the inside, they only care about fixing the outside! You know what, this concealer here, this doesn't change the fact that she doesn't have a house! And this, this eyeliner isn't going to bring back the people you love! These women have lost everything, and there is not enough styling gel in here to change that.
- Betty Suarez: [Betty wants to set up Daniel with another celebrity] Somebody like Jennifer Aniston would be amazing.
- Christina McKinney: Betty, fixing up Daniel isn't part of your job description, is it?
- Betty Suarez: I know, I know, I just feel so guilty. What about Tara Reid?
- Christina McKinney: Lovely. Dinner with Tara Reid, breakfast at the free clinic.
- Betty Suarez: Right. Oh, Gisele! I wish I could make that happen, Gisele would make Daniel forget about Sofia.
- Christina McKinney: So do it.
- Betty Suarez: What do you mean, "So do it"? It's Gisele, it's not like we go to the same laundromat.
- Christina McKinney: Don't be such a numpty. You phone her representative and you arrange a dinner date.
- Betty Suarez: Celebrities do that?
- Christina McKinney: Where do you think Tom and Katie hooked up? Church?
- Hilda Suarez: Betty, have you though about exploring other options?
- Betty Suarez: Hilda, I am not going to sell Herbalux.
- Marc St. James: What's wrong, Betty? Now that you're a big fancy editor, you don't even talk to the little people?
- Betty Suarez: Oh, I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over your loud shirt.