Becki Newton credited as playing...
Amanda Tanen • Fey Sommers • Ruthie
- Marc St. James: Hey Grub-stank, Grunstank! We need our checks early.
- Amanda Tanen: Yeah, got to buy me a red dress Grub-STANK.
- Henry: It's Grubstick! Grub-stick! Got it? It's one of the oldest and most honored names in Dutch history! Which loosely translates to; he-who- gives-the-fairest-price-for-his-bricks! The name is venerated and I am proud to be a Grub-Stick!
- Amanda Tanen: [Her and Marc walking rapidly away] Did he just get really hot?
- Marc St. James: [Taking his inhaler] Never been more attracted to anyone in my life.
- Marc St. James: I'm not going stag, hag!
- Amanda Tanen: You'll have to buy your own beer, queer!
- Marc St. James: You can't just ditch, bitch!
- Amanda Tanen: Hey, what's different about you? Did you get your hair cut?
- Betty Suarez: I'm wearing an eye patch.
- Amanda Tanen: You didn't always have that?
- Amanda Tanen: Can you believe he's asking Betty for dating advice? That's like asking Britney Spears for parenting tips.
- Marc St. James: [Marc and Amanda are trying to contact Gene Simmons] Maybe you need to communicate with him in his own language.
- Amanda Tanen: Hebrew?
- Marc St. James: In the next few days something big is going to happen at Mode and when it does Wilhelmina is going to be in charge and when she is, these are the people who are staying and these are the people who get the Jimmy Choo.
- Amanda Tanen: What?
- Marc St. James: The boot.
- Amanda Tanen: What?
- Marc St. James: Gone.
- Amanda Tanen: Huh?
- Marc St. James: Later skater.
- Marc St. James: [Marc and Amanda are writing a song for Gene Simmons] If Gene Simmons were here right now, what would you say to him from your heart?
- Amanda Tanen: [Amanda improvises a song] A psychic told me your name, and I was glad / You didn't return my calls and I got sad/ I promise if you meet me, I won't be bad / I just want the chance to call you my father
- Marc St. James: I can only hope that one day I'll have an illegitimate daughter who will sing me a song thats that beautiful.