Ross Thomas credited as playing...
Ryan
- Bull: Stifler! We got a serious problem, man. Mike and the guys just got arrested trying to steal a monkey from the zoo.
- Dwight Stifler: So what's the problem? Just take the money from my bail fund.
- Bull: They're almost half of our football team. We gotta put a team on the field, man, or we are done.
- Erik Stifler: Why?
- Bull: Cause we are already on probation. We got to participate in every intermural event or we are kicked off campus, man. We are four guys short.
- Ryan: I play football.
- Cooze: I played freshman year.
- Bull: What about you?
- Erik Stifler: A little nerf here and there.
- Bull: Good enough.
- Bull: Stifler?
- Dwight Stifler: Mmm?
- Bull: Can you play?
- Dwight Stifler: Don't ever ask if Stifler can play!
- Ryan: [46:10] I can't believe we lost to midgets.
- Dwight Stifler: Don't let those oompa-loompa bastards get to you. Right now we have more important matters to tend to, gentlemen!