Sam Rockwell credited as playing...
Brad Cairn
- Brad Cairn: I think you're sick, Josh.
- [experimental sniff]
- Joshua Cairn: I don't feel sick.
- Joshua Cairn: Not at all.
- Joshua Cairn: You know, someone died in this apartment.
- Brad Cairn: Oh, yeah?
- Abby Cairn: Really?
- Brad Cairn: I'm pretty sure that's not true.
- Joshua Cairn: If you think about it, someone has died on pretty much every inch of this planet. You know, dig down anywhere, and you'll find bones.
- Brad Cairn: [taking the baby] What is that, is that the, is that the baby or the dog?
- Abby Cairn: Or me? Take a deep breath, Brad. That's our life you're smelling.
- [first lines]
- Soccer Dad: You're playing like a bunch of little girls!
- Brad Cairn: [signalling him to chill out]
- Soccer Dad: You're playing like a little girl!
- Brad Cairn: Good, good hustle. Good hustle!
- Joshua Cairn: You know, you don't have to love me. That's not a rule of something.
- Brad Cairn: But I I*do* love you. You're my boy. I'll always love you, no matter what.