10 stories, each inspired by one of the 10 Commandments.10 stories, each inspired by one of the 10 Commandments.10 stories, each inspired by one of the 10 Commandments.
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Edmund Genest
- Governor Beaumont Hutchins
- (as Edmond Genest)
Michael Paul
- Harlan Swallow
- (as Michael Ziegfeld)
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This film had a good premise with a load of good actors. How did it not come out great? I believe this film just entered into the "Envy" status.
Don't get me wrong there a few laughs (see Liev Screiber's phone call) But no where near enough to cover the patchy and downright stupid storyline. Why was Paul Rudd's story taking place in the TV studio in which he was filming a program? Surely thats not allowed.
This film lacks smarts and doesn't make up for it with all out laughs. The film could of been the next Anchorman or even Dodgeball but due to story getting lost somewhere and a couple of stories which were just stupid (see last story and story with the rhino) I think what sums this film up is the last scene you'll know what I'm talking about when you see it.
I had high expectations and was let down, thoroughly.
Don't get me wrong there a few laughs (see Liev Screiber's phone call) But no where near enough to cover the patchy and downright stupid storyline. Why was Paul Rudd's story taking place in the TV studio in which he was filming a program? Surely thats not allowed.
This film lacks smarts and doesn't make up for it with all out laughs. The film could of been the next Anchorman or even Dodgeball but due to story getting lost somewhere and a couple of stories which were just stupid (see last story and story with the rhino) I think what sums this film up is the last scene you'll know what I'm talking about when you see it.
I had high expectations and was let down, thoroughly.
Greetings again from the darkness. If you are familiar with "Wet Hot American Summer", Stella Shorts and MTV's "The State", you will have some idea what director David Wain has in store for you. Still, given the talent involved, I was amazed at the lack of creativity involved in most of the 10 vignettes loosely based on the Ten Commandments.
Even the best ideas fall flat and leave us with only a couple of chuckles. Adam Brody being implanted in the ground after a skydive, Winona Ryder shacking up with a wooden marionette, a doctor's goof that leads to his prison "romances", twin brothers learning of their odd gene pool while embracing Oliver Platt's Ah-nuld impersonation, a perky Jessica Alba, Liev Schreiber's attempts to keep up with the Jones', and Justin Theroux as Jesus H. Christ all had potential for true insight into human nature. Instead we are force fed a few quick hits in the "Reno 911" mold.
The ongoing between commandment scenes with Paul Rudd and Famke Jansson could have been classic, and a few scenes with Gretchen Mol will usually save a film. I appreciate the concept but am saddened by the result.
Even the best ideas fall flat and leave us with only a couple of chuckles. Adam Brody being implanted in the ground after a skydive, Winona Ryder shacking up with a wooden marionette, a doctor's goof that leads to his prison "romances", twin brothers learning of their odd gene pool while embracing Oliver Platt's Ah-nuld impersonation, a perky Jessica Alba, Liev Schreiber's attempts to keep up with the Jones', and Justin Theroux as Jesus H. Christ all had potential for true insight into human nature. Instead we are force fed a few quick hits in the "Reno 911" mold.
The ongoing between commandment scenes with Paul Rudd and Famke Jansson could have been classic, and a few scenes with Gretchen Mol will usually save a film. I appreciate the concept but am saddened by the result.
This movie was truly horrific. I like anything from black comedies to just very straight forward humor, but this wasn't funny at all. The writing seemed juvenile, forced and all over the place. I mean come on: the stories are based on the ten commandments. There has got to be some humor in ten random rules on which to base morality. Yet this didn't even come close to pointing out anything at all. I also can't seem to figure out how they got funding for this and all these normally very funny actors participated. I can understand how a movie can seem good on paper, but to not work on screen, but to know this wasn't going to work at all you barely have to be able to read. If you are planning to go see this movie: don't!
There were some good ideas for the sketches but it seems like the writers couldn't figure out how to develop them. The result is something you might see at a high school production with a single sight-gag or punchline stretched to fit the allotted time. It's not that the gag is bad or stupid (though sometime it is) - it's just that you can't fill 10 minutes of dead time with one joke.
There are a couple of funnier commandments that got more than half a laugh. Winona Ryder is a scream - she of course is in the sketch about the do not steal commandment. (See how clever that is - this movie is full of them...) Unfortunately, the funnier sketches are at the end of the movie and you have to sit through an hour to get there.
This reminds me a lot of SNL - the current incarnation - not the "classic" incarnations. If you watch SNL you'll probably like this. If you find SNL an interminable bore, like I do - then avoid...
There are a couple of funnier commandments that got more than half a laugh. Winona Ryder is a scream - she of course is in the sketch about the do not steal commandment. (See how clever that is - this movie is full of them...) Unfortunately, the funnier sketches are at the end of the movie and you have to sit through an hour to get there.
This reminds me a lot of SNL - the current incarnation - not the "classic" incarnations. If you watch SNL you'll probably like this. If you find SNL an interminable bore, like I do - then avoid...
There's a cartoon rhino in this film who lays big stinkin turds everywhere. That's a good description of this movie.
There was an Exodus from the theater starting about halfway through.
It's just a loose collection of sketches that have original concepts -- but like an SNL sketch, they just keep pounding the same joke in over and over into boredom.
Forget about the Ten Commandments -- it's really not about them or religion -- or anything much. There's no satire even.
If you think "oh I love dirty comedies" -- you'll be disappointed. There's no naked breasts. Just a lot of fairly unattractive naked men and endless ass-raping mentions.
I like "dirty and brilliant", but "dirty and lame" is a sin against comedy.
There was an Exodus from the theater starting about halfway through.
It's just a loose collection of sketches that have original concepts -- but like an SNL sketch, they just keep pounding the same joke in over and over into boredom.
Forget about the Ten Commandments -- it's really not about them or religion -- or anything much. There's no satire even.
If you think "oh I love dirty comedies" -- you'll be disappointed. There's no naked breasts. Just a lot of fairly unattractive naked men and endless ass-raping mentions.
I like "dirty and brilliant", but "dirty and lame" is a sin against comedy.
Did you know
- TriviaWinona Ryder signed on to the film without reading the script because she was a fan of David Wain's work on Wet Hot American Summer (2001).
- GoofsDr. Glenn Ritchie (Ken Marino) left a pair of scissors inside one of his patients.
- Quotes
Jeff Reigert: Gretchen... Hey, I was in the neighborhood. I thought I'd come by and take a shit.
- ConnectionsFeatured in Siskel & Ebert: El Cantante/The Ten/Hot Rod/Superbad/Bratz (2007)
- SoundtracksThe Ten Theme
Written by Blue Moreno (as A. Morenoff) & K. Harris
Produced by Blue Moreno (as Mr. Blue) and Young Michael K.
Performed by Blue Moreno (as Mr. Blue)
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- Los diez locos mandamientos
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- $5,250,000 (estimated)
- Gross US & Canada
- $769,726
- Opening weekend US & Canada
- $121,374
- Aug 5, 2007
- Gross worldwide
- $785,528
- Runtime
- 1h 36m(96 min)
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- 1.85 : 1
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