John Mahoney credited as playing...
Chet Duncan
- Chet Duncan: Some of us get dipped in flat, some in satin, some in gloss, but every once in a while you find someone who's iridescent, and once you do, nothing will ever compare.
- Chet Duncan: You know, Bryce... one's character is set at an early age. I'd hate to see you swim out so far you can't swim back.
- Bryce Loski: Sir?
- Chet Duncan: It's about honesty, son. Sometimes a little discomfort in the beginning can save a whole lot of pain down the road.
- Bryce Loski: They're all chickens.
- Chet Duncan: I'm proud of you Bryce. You overcame your fear.
- Bryce Loski: Huh?
- Chet Duncan: You talked to her.
- Bryce Loski: Oh. Yeah... it's no big deal.
- Steven Loski: That's what she told you? They're all chickens?
- Bryce Loski: Yeah.
- Steven Loski: She's a genius. You're both geniuses. Of course they're all chickens! A rooster's a chicken. The question is, is one of them a rooster or are they all hens?
- Bryce Loski: [voiceover] Hens? Who said anything about hens? Then it hit me - Garrett didn't know jack shit about chickens.