Ron Perlman credited as playing...
Hellboy
- Hellboy: Hecate, seen your statue - aren't you missing a couple of heads?
- Hecate: Why do you walk this lesser world? Mortals they don't know you. We are greater beings than they could ever dream!"
- Hellboy: Yeah, well I'm doing just fine. Now ah, I'm kinda busy - I gotta go...
- Hecate: Why, to save them? They're nothing to us! Only a few remain that observe the old rituals so I give them back the priestess and they give me sacrifices of blood. Now accept what you are and come and walk with me!
- Hellboy: Lady, I was going to cut you some slack because you're a major mythological figure - but that? That's crazy talk. Now leave me alone!
- Liz Sherman: No, no, no, they were in Pakistan. I'm sure of it. How could I forget? We found them after dealing with that sand-demon thing. Or was it the Andes?
- Abe Sapien: Actually, I believe it was in Tangiers.
- Sydney Leach: [aside] Boy, I can't wait until I see a little action.
- Agent Clark: Careful.
- Abe Sapien: I connect it with the ghouls under Siti Kasim.
- Liz Sherman: Really? I remember webs. Lots of webs.
- Hellboy: You're both wrong. They were in Budapest.
- Liz Sherman: [gasps] Of course!
- Abe Sapien: After the run-in with...
- Liz Sherman: That thing!
- Abe Sapien: In the choir loft.
- Hellboy: With the arms.
- Liz Sherman: Yeah! Oh, God, what was the name of that place? The... the...
- Abe Sapien: The Monkey Paw!
- Liz Sherman: Yes, the Monkey Paw!
- Hellboy: Yup, that's where we found them.
- Sydney Leach: Found what?
- Liz Sherman: The best pastries on earth!
- Abe Sapien: Excellent, the very best.
- Sydney Leach: Miss Sherman? You mind if I take a look at the assignment folder?
- Liz Sherman: [chuckles] Call me Liz.
- Abe Sapien: Call me Abe.
- [everyone looks at Hellboy]
- Hellboy: Call me... only if you really need me.
- Hellboy: You can't stay, Professor.
- Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm: I'm no longer director of field operations, but I'm not ready to retire.
- Hellboy: I'm not saying that. But you shouldn't be here. You're too-
- Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm: Old? I'm sorry I don't share your seemingly eternal youth. You grew so fast at first. In no time at all, you were too big to spank.
- Hellboy: Only 'cause the tail got in the way.
- Oliver Trombolt: This is amazing stuff! Amazing! It truly is. I-I don't know what to say!
- Hellboy: [sotto] Yeah. He just keeps talking.