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Kaitlin Olson and Glenn Howerton in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)

Keith Bullard: Drug dealer

Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Keith Bullard credited as playing...

Drug dealer

Quotes2

  • Crack Dealer: Whatchu need?
  • Dennis Reynolds: Uh, one please.
  • Crack Dealer: One what?
  • Dennis Reynolds: Uh, one... rock of crack... A crack rock. Is that enough? Is one crack rock enough?
  • Dee Reynolds: Um, how much would you recommend for a first time user?
  • Crack Dealer: Tell you what, I'll make you a deal. Two for the price of one.
  • Dee Reynolds: Really? Oh, that's very nice of you.
  • Dennis Reynolds: Oh, that sounds good. How much?
  • Crack Dealer: 200 dollars?
  • Dennis Reynolds: Sounds reasonable, great. Okay.
  • [slides money through window]
  • Dennis Reynolds: [going to buy crack to get on welfare] Okay, we'll smoke a little bit. Just enough to get it into our system.
  • Dee Reynolds: Yeah, and then we'll go to the doctor and we'll get all of our paperwork and we'll get full benefits.
  • Dennis Reynolds: Yeah, and then we'll just collect for just a little while, until we get settled. And then, uh, I'll take the MCATs.
  • Dee Reynolds: And I'll move to New York. Perfect.
  • [notices crack dealer outside car]
  • Dee Reynolds: Ahh!
  • Dennis Reynolds: Ohh! My God! Whew.
  • Dee Reynolds: Jesus!
  • Dennis Reynolds: Wow, you scared us. Oh, not 'cause you're black. No, no, no, we're not racist.
  • Dee Reynolds: No, no, God no.
  • Dennis Reynolds: No, it's just that the neighborhood is scary...
  • Dee Reynolds: If you were another ethnicity you'd pop, you'd really pop up.
  • Dennis Reynolds: But it's a nice neighborhood, I mean, it's okay... It's the nature of this...
  • Crack Dealer: Roll your window down.

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