Danny DeVito credited as playing...
Frank Reynolds
- Mrs. Reynolds: Jesus Christ, Frank. This place is a shit hole! Is this how you've been living?
- Frank Reynolds: We make it work. What do you want?
- Mrs. Reynolds: I want to talk.
- Frank Reynolds: I tried to talk to you weeks ago. You went on vacation.
- Mrs. Reynolds: I was trying to scare some sense into you. You were talking about giving away all of our money.
- Frank Reynolds: My money. I made it, you spent it.
- Charlie Kelly: Burn. There you go, buddy.
- [Charlie and Frank hi-five]
- Mrs. Reynolds: How can you say that to me? After everything I've done for you. While you were out making money, who do you think was at home cooking and cleaning and raising your children?
- Frank Reynolds: A series of Mexican women?
- Charlie Kelly: A series... unbelievable, dude. You're on fire.
- [they hi-five again]
- Mrs. Reynolds: You can choose to live like an animal if you want to, but I refuse to be subjected to it. I want my shit back. You took my shit from our home and I want it back.
- Frank Reynolds: Well, I didn't take anything.
- Mrs. Reynolds: It's empty. Someone came in and took everything.
- Frank Reynolds: Maybe you should have somebody deported like you used to in the old days.
- Charlie Kelly: Beautiful.
- [Charlie hi-fives Frank and is then slapped in the face by Barbara]
- Mrs. Reynolds: I can't even talk to you anymore. Standing up for yourself. Standing up for immigrants! I don't know what you're turning into Frank, but it's making me sick!