Robert Forster credited as playing...
Sergeant Volkom
- Sergeant Volkom: [making his FOTB wedding reception toast in full military dress uniform] It was cold and dark, and we'd been taking fire for hours. Took an incoming mortar hit. I opened up his jacket, and his insides fell out; and I had his bloody guts in my hand. They were warm and mushy and squishy. And I push them back right into his body cavity, and willed him to live with my tears. And THAT is what true love is... hoo-ah!
- Sergeant Volkom: It's not complicated. Our guests are represented by the Allies. Paul, you and your guests are Nazis.
- Paul: I'll try not to read into that, sir.
- Sergeant Volkom: Blue frogmen are non-requisite support personnel. Waiters, photographers, caterers, band members and so forth.
- Jenny Perotti: Oh, Donna, look. You got a grenade launcher.
- Donna the Bridesmaid: Oh, my God, I love grenade launchers.
- [Jenny looks at Donna and smiles]
- Sandra: Daddy, you're not showing off your seating chart, are you?