Amanda Walsh credited as playing...
Denice the Bridesmaid
- Denice the Bridesmaid: [had a bit too much to drink] Hey, Connor.
- Connor Mead: Hey.
- Denice the Bridesmaid: How you been?
- Connor Mead: Well, I'm at a wedding. I'm seeing ghosts in the john. I've been better.
- Denice the Bridesmaid: What were you and Sandra's mom talking about so *intensely*?
- Connor Mead: Casual sex.
- [which causes her to splutter in her drink]
- Connor Mead: So what's your stance on casual sex, bridesmaid?
- Denice the Bridesmaid: On top! I mean, I'm... I'm for it.
- Connor Mead: Oh, speaking of which, I think I owe you an apology. I've enjoyed the company of all the other bridesmaids except you. I mean, you must feel terribly left out.
- Denice the Bridesmaid: [nods] I do.
- [goofy smile, chuckles]
- Connor Mead: I do hope that there's some way to rectify this injustice.
- Denice the Bridesmaid: Well, you know what I always say is, "To think globally, act locally."
- [chuckles]
- Connor Mead: [chuckles] Then, before I, uh, commence the launch code... Are you the one my brother slept with? I don't like to cross swords.
- Denice the Bridesmaid: Wait, what? Your brother slept with one of the bridesmaids?
- Connor Mead: Okay, I guess it wasn't you. Okay, from now on, I don't... cross swords. Listen, forget I even brought it up. Hey, why don't you scamper up to my room, boil some water, get the chicken claw out of my suitcase, do some light stretching, and I will be up in five?
- Denice the Bridesmaid: [whispers very softly] Chicken claw. Okay.
- Connor Mead: Chicken claw.
- Denice the Bridesmaid: Okay.
- [chuckles, goes on her mission, whispering to herself:]
- Denice the Bridesmaid: Suitcase. Stretching. Scamper. Five minutes.
- Connor Mead: [to the amazed bartender] And that's how it's done, son. That is how it's done.
- Foyer Bartender: Does it work on guys?
- Connor Mead: [only momentarily taken aback] Probably.
- Deena the Bridesmaid: [deleted scene] Okay, girls, listen up. I did not spend two hours waxing my lady business to not get me a little loving this weekend.
- Denice the Bridesmaid: Okay, girl, I drove all the way from Philly on a Friday. I got a water bra. We all deserve some loving.