Alex Borstein credited as playing...
Lois Griffin • Tricia Takanawa • Mexican Actress • Ice Man's Wife
- Stewie Griffin: Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
- Lois Griffin: WHAT!
- Stewie Griffin: Hi.
- [Runs off giggling]
- Lois Griffin: Peter, my God, you look terrible. What happened?
- Peter Griffin: [Slowly] I was raped.
- Lois Griffin: [Chuckles] What?
- Peter Griffin: Doctor Hartman violated me. He took my innocence.
- Lois Griffin: [Chuckles harder] W-What?
- [Peter whispers in her ear]
- Lois Griffin: Peter, that's a prostate exam. It's an important part of a physical for men your age.
- Peter Griffin: You sound just like him!
- [Runs off, sobbing]
- Lois Griffin: Fuckin' idiot.
- Lois Griffin: Oh my God! What's happening to me? I'm like that Texas woman who gave her son brain damage by holding him under water.
- [gasps]
- Lois Griffin: I'm just like Barbara Bush!
- Stewie Griffin: Lois? Lois? Lois? Lois? Lois? Mom? Mom? Mom? Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Momma? Momma? Momma? Ma? Ma? Ma? Ma? Mom? Mom? Mom? Mom? Mommy? Mommy? Momma? Momma? Momma?
- Lois Griffin: WHAT?
- Stewie Griffin: Hi...
- [runs off giggling]