Cameron Coulter: [recording two girls with a camera] oh yo what's up mama cita's?
Neal: oh swing.
Cameron Coulter: [laughing taking the camera from Neal] Stop being a reject, give me that.
Cameron Coulter: [recording himself] You're about to enter another dimension.
Cameron Coulter: [Recording himself] This dimension not only sight and sound.
Neal: [putting his arm around Cameron] with tweakers, preps, horny housewives, and morons galore.
Cameron Coulter: [Recording himself] It is the ninth circle of hell, the sweating armpits of suburbia, you've just crossed over into,
[both reciting]
Cameron Coulter: the mall.
Cameron Coulter: [recording girl] Woah, woah, woah, woah.
Cameron Coulter: [recording all around them] You shop till you drop.
Neal: [to Cameron] Right on.
Cameron Coulter: [coming across a man and his daughter] uh oh.
Cameron Coulter: [closing in on them] gasps.
Cameron Coulter: [recites a phrase] Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, catch a tiger by it's toe, if he hollers let him go, Eeny, meeny, miny,
[Closes in on a jock]
Cameron Coulter: Moe!
Neal: [Talking to Cameron] Looks like its home slices lucky day.
Cameron Coulter: ah, dope.
Cameron Coulter: [unzipping his backpack] A regular Saturday afternoon in America's town square.
Neal: [to Cameron] Not.
[Cameron pulls out a gun]
