Hugh Laurie credited as playing...
The Gentleman on the Phone
- Rachel: [talking to another man] And so then I realized all this stuff that I had been doing: proposing to Joshua, lying to Ross about why I couldn't come to the wedding was all just a way...
- [Rachel is cut off by the Gentleman]
- The Gentleman on the Plane: Oh, oh, oh. I'm sorry, can I interrupt? You know, I just want to say that you are a horrible, horrible person.
- Rachel: Pardon me?
- The Gentleman on the Plane: Well, you say you love this man, and yet you're about to ruin the happiest day of his life. I'm afraid I have to agree with your friend 'Phebes'. This a terrible, terrible plan.
- Rachel: But he has to know how I feel.
- The Gentleman on the Plane: But why? He loves this... this Emily person. No good can come of this.
- Rachel: Well, I think you're wrong.
- The Gentleman on the Plane: [sarcastically] Oh no!
- Rachel: Well, he doesn't really love her, it's just a rebound thing from me. You'll see.
- The Gentleman on the Plane: Fortunately, I won't.
- [the gentleman puts on his headphones, then takes them off]
- The Gentleman on the Plane: And by the way, it seems to be perfectly clear that you were on a break.
- [Rachal gasps in rage when hearing the annoying phrase that Ross told her so many times before]
- [Rachel is on a plane to London, next to an English gentleman. She is drumming very annoyingly on a magazine in her lap]
- The Gentleman on the Plane: Uh... uh... excuse me?
- Rachel: Yeah?
- The Gentleman on the Plane: If you're planning on doing that throughout the entire flight, please tell me now, so that I can take a sedative. Or perhaps slip you one.