Marie Blake credited as playing...
Grandmama
- Morticia Addams: Mama, guess what?
- Grandmama Addams: Oh, no time for riddles. I'm cookin' gopher goulash for dinner and, I'll tell you, it's more trouble than it's worth. I can't find half the things I need.
- [Thing engages the others in a game of charades to try telling them where he's found Pugsley]
- Morticia Addams: I think he's trying to tell us something.
- Gomez Addams: What is it, Thing? Something we should know?
- Grandmama Addams: Is it smaller than a coffin?
- Morticia Addams: Larger than a tsetse fly?
- Gomez Addams: Is it the title of a song?
- Morticia Addams: Oh, this is fun. I mean, it would be if Pugsley were here. Is it someone we know?
- Uncle Fester: How many syllables?
- Gomez Addams: Two syllables. Ah, ha... Whom do we know with two syllables? First syllable. Sounds like.
- [Thing slugs the air]
- Morticia Addams: Fight?
- Grandmama Addams: Fighting.
- Gomez Addams: Fight-er!
- Morticia Addams: Pugilist.
- Gomez Addams: Pug! Pug... Pug... Ahhh... It just doesn't seem to ring a bell.