Phill Lewis credited as playing...
Mr. Moseby
- Mr. Moseby: Thought your shift was over, Madeline?
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: It is, but I thought I'd stay and, uh, do a little inventory.
- Mr. Moseby: Couldn't resist listening in on London's book club, could you?
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: I can't help it! It's just too bizarre!
- Chelsea: [to the girls in the book club] Okay, everyone, let's get the discussion started.
- London Tipton: It's about time.
- [Opens her book]
- London Tipton: Can we talk about Paris?
- [Closes her book]
- London Tipton: Did you guys see that hideous pink dress she wore to the Gala last night? It looked like she threw up a flamingo!
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: They're not even discussing the book!
- Mr. Moseby: And you're surprised because?
- London Tipton: Girls, let's turn to real issues... what do you think of my hair?
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: I'm horrified!
- Mr. Moseby: I think her hair looks nice. It's shiny.
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: Did any of you even read the book?
- Tiffany: Well, my butler was reading it to me, but my cell phone rang. It was Bradley Wiggins!
- Chelsea: Oooh, he's cute!
- Tiffany: I know! And he said he's thinking of dumping Allison for me!