Brittany Curran: Chelsea

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Chelsea

Tiffany: Who cares? That would be like my brother dating Chelsea.
Chelsea: Oh, just because my family's yacht is smaller than yours, you think you're better than me?
Tiffany: Well... yeah!
Chelsea: And, by the way, I did date your brother. He's an idiot.
Maddie Fitzpatrick: Yikes.
London Tipton: Girls, girls, please. It's okay for rich people to hang out with other people who have less money than they do. I mean, I hang out with you guys.
Maddie Fitzpatrick: Double yikes!
Tiffany: [to London] Well, at least my daddy's not an innkeeper!
London Tipton: [gasps] How dare you!
[spills her drink on Tiffany's dress]
London Tipton: Oops.
Tiffany: Did you just purposely throw tea on my new dress?
London Tipton: Honey, what does it matter? It's probably a knockoff anyway.
Maddie Fitzpatrick: Uh, ladies, shouldn't we get back to the book?
Tiffany: [puts a pie on London's head] Oops.
London Tipton: I'll have you know, I'm too much of a lady to engage in your low-class behavior. Oh, who am I kidding?
[Hits Tiffany in the back of the head with another pie]
Chelsea: Girls, girls. It doesn't matter what you have in the bank. All that matters is what you have on your face.
[Hits Tiffany in the face with a pie]
Tiffany: That better be low-fat!
Chelsea: Well, let's ask London.
[Hits London in the face with a pie]
Tiffany, London Tipton: [hits Chelsea in the face with another pie] Oops.
Maddie Fitzpatrick: All right, I'll just be going, then!

Mr. Moseby: Thought your shift was over, Madeline?
Maddie Fitzpatrick: It is, but I thought I'd stay and, uh, do a little inventory.
Mr. Moseby: Couldn't resist listening in on London's book club, could you?
Maddie Fitzpatrick: I can't help it! It's just too bizarre!
Chelsea: [to the girls in the book club] Okay, everyone, let's get the discussion started.
London Tipton: It's about time.
[Opens her book]
London Tipton: Can we talk about Paris?
[Closes her book]
London Tipton: Did you guys see that hideous pink dress she wore to the Gala last night? It looked like she threw up a flamingo!
Maddie Fitzpatrick: They're not even discussing the book!
Mr. Moseby: And you're surprised because?

London Tipton: Girls, let's turn to real issues... what do you think of my hair?
Maddie Fitzpatrick: I'm horrified!
Mr. Moseby: I think her hair looks nice. It's shiny.
Maddie Fitzpatrick: Did any of you even read the book?
Tiffany: Well, my butler was reading it to me, but my cell phone rang. It was Bradley Wiggins!
Chelsea: Oooh, he's cute!
Tiffany: I know! And he said he's thinking of dumping Allison for me!