Steve Coogan credited as playing...
Damien Cockburn
- Les Grossman: [communicating with the production team in a video conference] Which one of you fuckfaces is Damien Cockburn?
- Damien Cockburn: Uh, that's me, sir. It's an honor to finally meet you. Get some face time.
- Les Grossman: And who here is the key grip?
- [the key grip raises his hand]
- Les Grossman: You? You! Hit that director in the face, really fucking hard!
- Key Grip: [reluctantly walks over to Damien] Sorry, man.
- [punches him in the face]
- Les Grossman: This is all your fault, you limey FUCK!
- Jeff Portnoy: [after he and his co stars are left alone with Damien in the jungle] This is bullshit! I gotta at least call my fucking assistant.
- [Damien slaps Jeff several times]
- Jeff Portnoy: Ow! Fucking! Jesus! Dude!
- Damien Cockburn: You're sitting on a nest of hostile enemy V.C. Congratulations, Fats! You just got us all killed.