Denis Leary credited as playing...
Captain Stacy
- The Lizard: Poor Peter Parker. No father. No mother. No uncle. You're all alone.
- George Stacy: He's not alone.
- [Stacy fires at the Lizard]
- Gwen Stacy: No, Dad, I do not want cocoa. Honestly, I'm 17 years old.
- George Stacy: Okay. I just thought I remembered somebody saying last week that her fantasy was to live in a chocolate house.
- Gwen Stacy: Well, that's impractical.
- [she shuts the door, then reopens it]
- Gwen Stacy: And fattening.
- [closes the door again]
- Peter Parker: Chocolate house.
- George Stacy: I was wrong about you, Peter. This city needs you. Here. You're gonna need this.
- [gives Peter his Spider-Man mask]
- George Stacy: You're gonna make enemies. People will get hurt. Sometimes the people closest to you. So I want you to promise me something, okay? Leave Gwen out of it. Promise me that. Huh? You promise me.
- George Stacy: You know, recently, Dr. Connors gave Gwen a glowing college recommendation. It was beautiful. I read it, I cried. But you would have me believe that he is running around dressed up like a giant dinosaur?
- Peter Parker: Not dressing up, not a dinosaur. He has transformed himself into a giant lizard.
- George Stacy: Let me ask you a question. Do I look like the mayor of Tokyo to you?
- Philip Stacy: Did you catch that spider guy yet?
- George Stacy: No, we didn't catch him yet. But we will. An amateur who's assaulting civilians in the dead of night. He's clumsy, he leaves clues, but he's still dangerous.
- Peter Parker: He's assault - He's assaulting people? I'm not sure. I mean, I saw that video with him and the car thief and I think most people would say he was providing a public service.
- George Stacy: Most people would be wrong. If I wanted the car thief off the street, he'd already be off the street.
- Peter Parker: So, why wasn't he, then?
- George Stacy: Something the police can't? What do you think we do up there? You think we're just sitting around eating doughnuts with our thumbs planted firmly up our asses?
- Philip Stacy: Up your what, Dad?
- George Stacy: Mayor, if there was a large dinosaur running around New York, you would be the first to know.
- George Stacy: [at a press conference] Which is why, this morning, I am issuing an arrest warrant for the masked vigilante known as Spider-Man.