Greg Berg credited as playing...
- Gonzo, Animal, Fozzie, Rowlf, Piggy, Kermit, Skeeter, Scooter: [all singing; repeated chorus] We love cartoons; we love all the action / We love cartoons, how they dance and sing / We love cartoons, they're the main attraction / Cartoon heroooes can do anything!
- Fozzie: Something tells me I ought to give up comedy and go into the tomato sauce business.
- Fozzie: [carrying an armload of Scooter's computer paper] Who needs paper?
- [he falls and the paper flutters in all directions]
- Fozzie: Whoa!
- Animal: Me need, me need!
- [he reaches for the fluttering paper and gulps it down as he laughs]
- Fozzie: Animal, that's not how you make cartoons.
- Scooter: Computers make the best animation because they're so exact and mathematical.
- Animal: What that?
- Fozzie: This? This is an animated chicken joke I'm drawing, Animal. Pretty good, huh?
- [Animal chews on one of Fozzie's drawings, then spits it back out]
- Animal: Ptooey! Bad joke!
- [Animal crawls away and Fozzie chews on the drawing]
- Fozzie: Gee, it taste pretty funny to me.