Tichina Arnold credited as playing...
Rochelle
- Rochelle: [to Chris] Hey, baby. I thought you had to work today.
- Chris: I asked Doc for the day off.
- Rochelle: Why? What's wrong?
- Chris: Algebra. We have this pizza day coming up and we can't win unless I bring up my test score.
- Rochelle: Is that how they get you to pass your classes these days, is by giving you pizza? I guess if they gave you steak, you'd be headed to class.
- Narrator: And if they gave you chicken, you'd open up the Apollo.
- Chris: You know, maybe Grandma can help me. We could call her.
- Rochelle: No, because she's gonna to tell you the same thing. If you can add and subtract, you can do this.
- Narrator: My mother applied that logic to a lot of situations.
- Rochelle: [scene cuts Chris and his family in a bank vault dressed as bank robbers] If you can crack an egg, you can crack a safe!
- [scene cuts to Rochelle and Drew are in a hospital dressed as surgeons]
- Rochelle: Boy, if you can lace up a sneaker, you could stitch up a chest.
- [to another surgeon]
- Rochelle: Suture.
- [scene cuts Rochelle and Tonya are on a plane dressed as skydivers]
- Rochelle: If you can jump rope, you could jump from the plane! Go! Go!
- [Tonya jumps out of the plane without her parachute]
- Rochelle: Oh, baby, you forgot your parachute!
- Rochelle: [When Rochelle finds out that Maxine has been tutoring Chris in math] Chris, how come you just didn't say something instead of sneaking around? What else are you learning on the side? English? Science? History? Where does it stop?
- Narrator: One day, she caught me speaking Latin and kicked me out of the house.
- Maxine: [to Rochelle] See, that's another thing. You don't listen.
- Rochelle: If he just did what I said, we wouldn't have a problem!
- Narrator: I did what you said. That's why we're here.
- Maxine: Did you hear what I said? Better yet, do you hear yourself?
- Rochelle: Are you telling me I don't know what I'm doing?
- Narrator: Yes.