Patrice O'Neal credited as playing...
Lonny
- Michael Scott: Heart disease kills more people than balers.
- Lonny: That's called having a fat butt, Michael.
- Michael Scott: No. No, it's sedentary.
- Lonny: Yeah, yeah, that's fat butt disease. That's what you suffer from? You have fat butt disease, Michael?
- Kelly Kapoor: Excuse me, sea monster, you weigh like a thousand pounds.
- Lonny: Yeah?
- Kelly Kapoor: Yeah.
- Lonny: I bet you'd like to swim with this sea monster, wouldn't you?
- Kelly Kapoor: Ryan!
- Lonny: Dude, please tell your girl to shut up.
- Kelly Kapoor: What?
- Ryan Howard: Kelly, you've insulted the gentleman. Please apologize.
- Kelly Kapoor: Are you kidding me?
- Darryl Philbin: How many people a year do you think get their arms cut off in a baler?
- Michael Scott: Bail 'er? I hardly know her.
- Lonny: Damn it, Michael, pay attention, man.
- Michael Scott: [during safety training] Seasonal affective disorder. A depression that includes weight gain, fatigue, irritability, brought on by the low light of winter.
- Darryl Philbin: Thank God we only had a baler to deal with.
- Lonny: Yeah, that dim light is a bitch, ain't it?