Michael Weston credited as playing...
Private Brian Dancer
- Dr. Anne Chase: Hi, I'm Anne Chase, Brian's physical therapist.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Konichiwa...
- Private Brian Dancer: I'd love to put my ear on her butt to see if I could hear the ocean...
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Oh, Brian, you're doing that thing where you say your thoughts out loud. It's a side-effect of his injury.
- Dr. Anne Chase: Oh...
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: [narrating while he and Bryan wink at each other] It wasn't, but we'd been having fun since we came up with that.