Barbra Streisand credited as playing...
Roz Focker
- Roz Focker: [On the phone long distance, miffed that Bernie's in Spain learning to be a flamenco dancer] You picked a hell of a time to go through manopause!
- Bernie Focker: Roz, I'm not going through manopause. I'm just trying to find my 'true north.'
- Roz Focker: True north? What are you... a compass or something?
- Bernie Focker: No, but let's face it - I'm a stay-at-home dad whose kid hasn't lived at home in 25 years.
- Roz Focker: There's an Arthur Murray studio right here in Miami Beach. Why schlep all the way to Spain?
- Bernie Focker: Why can't you support my dreams the way I've always supported yours? When you wanted to try new sex positions for your research, I was your guinea pig!
- Roz Focker: You volunteered!
- Bernie Focker: I pulled my hamstring doing a reverse cowgirl!
- Roz Focker: That's because you did it backwards.
- Bernie Focker: I never went soft on you.
- Roz Focker: Bernie, do you hear how you're upsetting your son?
- Bernie Focker: Let me talk. Listen, will you?
- Roz Focker: As an early Hanukkah present, I'm going to send you and Pam a box of these musical condoms.
- Greg Focker: Don't do that.