Manley Henry credited as playing...
Snoop Dogg Intern
- Dr. Perry Cox: [Carla tells bad joke] You would hear crickets chirping, but they were too uncomfortable at just how unfunny that actually was.
- Nurse Carla Espinosa: So what, I'm not funny?
- Dr. Perry Cox: Why I think you're very funny... WHEN you're being sarcastic or you're up on your high horse. You know, as long as you stay right in you wheel house.
- [Dr. Cox begins walking through the room]
- Dr. Perry Cox: Barbie is funniest when she's an anal retentive train wreck; your husband does it when he's sarcastic.
- Dr. Christopher Turk: Ya know, I do what I do when I do what I do.
- Dr. Perry Cox: The Janitor is amusing because quite frankly he's insane
- The Janitor: [walks by with tiny boots that look like they are for a baby on his hands] I made shoes for my bunny.
- Dr. Perry Cox: [walks over the J.D] And Alice here, well she can turn a phrase. and I'm assuming because I called you Alice you're thinking of me as the maid from the Brady Bunch.
- [Dr. Cox appears as Alice from the Brady Bunch then looks at J.D]
- Dr. Perry Cox: Aren't ya?
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: He was.
- Dr. Perry Cox: Now some people just have funny names, for instance, Dr. Beardface, Dr. McHead, Colonel Doctor, and of course Snoop Dogg intern.
- Snoop Dogg Intern: [grabs his white coat] Hey, Hey.
- Dr. Perry Cox: My bad, Snoop Dogg resident. The Todd is a sexual deviant, Laverne believes in God, which is hilarious to me, and Ted is the Hospital Sad sack.
- Ted Buckland: I am?
- Dr. Perry Cox: Yes Ted.
- Ted Buckland: Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.
- Dr. Perry Cox: And me I'm just funny because I commit C-O-M-M-I-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T...
- [makes the notion of sipping tea]
- Dr. Perry Cox: -TEA. And I also do silly rants. But there is just one man who is funny, no matter what he says.
- Dr. Bob Kelso: [Kelso enters] Are my undergarments made of wool because my WEASLES getting heat stroke?
- Dr. Perry Cox: The point is please don't tell anymore jokes.
- Ted Buckland: I'm not a sadsack am I?
- Nurse Carla Espinosa: Ted, your pen exploded!
- Ted Buckland: [looks at his shirt with a large blue stain on it] Awwwwww
- [looks at is blue hand on his head]
- Ted Buckland: AWWWWWWWWW!